Drunk Dialing

You know you have all done it. Don't lie. We all get drunk, and pick up the phone and just start trying to call people to tell them you love them so much, or... You hate them so much, or just how drunk you are (like they didn't already know when their phone rang at 3 am and heard the music in the background.

Well it has recently been brought to my attention, that Buddy has picked up this habit. Apparently he has been drunk dialing Nana Sheri when I leave him home, and her phone being a "smart" phone has decided to block my number. I can call her and I will get her voice mail, it just doesn't actually ring. She assured me that this is not because she doesn't like me (still not sure about that one, seeing as how I am the only child who calls her but yet is the only who # is blocked). Carla, Carrin, and George can all call her cell and it rings, I tried 3 times and nothing. So her and George figured out it was Buddy's fault. After much hassling, and talking I got it out of Buddy that YES he has been drunk dialing Nana. And he has been drunking dialing Ashton Kutcher. (not sure how he got Ashton's number, Buddy must have hacked into my twitter account and gotten it that way.) But he and Ashton are besties now. Great. so the next time Ashton is town does that mean he has to stay at my house? Not really sure on that one. I guess we will see.

I guess I have to start taking my phone with me when I leave him home alone. Until then be warned, if your phone rings at 3 in the morning, and it says my number, it could be Buddy, up to his old tricks again.

Biker Boy

This is what happens when Buddy drinks with other people. He becomes a Biker Boy!!

He decided to take Todd's motorcycle out Friday night after having a couple of drinks with all of us.
He made it safe and sound, and of course wore his helmet!!

Back To Work

Well I am back at work. Didn't really miss it much while I was gone.

Buddy wasn't happy about it. He didn't want to wake up this morning. Last night we were talking, and he told me he wished I didn't have to work. I told him to get off his ass and figure out a way to make us both rich so I didn't have to work anymore. He didn't like that idea to much. He can't sit still long enough to do anything. Oh well. So he whined and begged to not have to go in the kennel today, but in he went. I am sure he will be super excited when I get home today.

Nurse Buddy.

So I have been out sick for the last day and a half. Just a little bug I think, but it was not fun.

I have to say Buddy is a great nurse. That is when he isn't trying to eat my saltine crackers, or drinking my Coke, or wanting me to rub HIS belly.

When I am in the bathroom, he is right there with me. If I am pooping, he hops up on my lap, if I am puke he puts his feet on bowl, and looks down at what is coming out. When I am sleeping, he goes off and plays and comes back every once in awhile to check on me.

With his loving care I am feeling better. I know I couldn't have done it with out his care.

That damn drinking dog again.

So Saturday night I went out to dinner with Carrin, Todd, and Carrin's bloggy friend April. We went to Kobe's for dinner, and then the Horseshoe for some gaming.

Buddy wasn't happy about this, but he got over it when I told him I would leave him some money so he could walk down to Fantasy's (this is gas station people get your mind of out the gutter), so he could pick up his sixer, and a pack of reds. (He's only a 7lb dog, doesn't take too much to get him drunk).

It was a nice night. The food at Kobe's was good. This isn't my favorite place to eat, but it has been a while, so it was nice to go back. And then to the casino. I used to be a pretty luck craps player. I happen to tell Todd this at one time, so he has been trying to talk me into going to the casino with him for awhile.

I wasn't really feeling lucky Saturday night, but I went anyway. Hey I had my lucky shoes on.

I love these shoes. I thought maybe they would be luck. And alas they were not. I mean I got to play for quite awhile on my $40.00, but didn't walk out with more $$$ then I went in with like I usually can. So I left and they others stayed, and apparently they all ended up winning.

So when I got home, Buddy was a couple of sheets to the wind. I told him about the money I lost. He told me he hoped that didn't come out of his beer money. I assured him it didn't. Then he told me about how he swaggered down to Fantasy's to pick up his 6er, and pack of Reds. On his way home he stopped by Abby's to ask if she could come over. Her parents said No. He then asked Abby to come over but her parent's weren't home, and she couldn't go out unless they were. So he was left to drink by himself. So he tossed back a couple of Bud Lights, and then went outside, "To Show Those Girls What They Were Missing" I tried to tell him that he needs to understand to get the girl, you have to eventually win the parents. Especially when you play things fast and loose like Buddy likes to do. He thinks his charm is should speak for itself. I told him charm will only take you so far. He then told my he knows he has his looks to carry him the rest of the way. And walk off to go to bed. Man I am I glad I got him fixed. I am not ready to be a Grandma.

God love that Dog!!

Playing on the Computer

For all of you who want a little dog, first let me warn you that yes they are totally adorable, and wonderful in so many ways, but they are way more needy when it comes to attention, and they have their ways for making sure they get it. When I try to do things on the computer this is what I get.

And This!
These were taken with the web cam on my computer. It is so much fun having him around.

Standards... Double!!

Why is we all have double standards? You know the... I can do it, but it's not ok for you to do, or I want you to take me into consideration, but damn if I will take you in to consideration, or please help me out, but I when you need help don't call me?

We all do this. Even if we won't admit it to anyone else it's in all of us. It's just easier to recognize in others, but if you will be honest with yourself you know it's there. There is something in there that says I can do this, but you can't.

Yesterday this happened to me. I have been told by someone for the longest time, I can't do THIS, but they have been doing THIS for some time, and recently has been told by someone other then me that they can't do THIS anymore, but yesterday they informed, me and the person who told them not to THIS anymore, that they were going to THIS again, but cause they needed to do THIS!! At least for a couple of weeks. Ok in the past when I needed to do THIS they always said "Oh it's not nessecary, just tell me what you need me to do and I will help you out. We're a team after all." But when the shoe is on the foot it doesn't work the same way. Why not. If I can't why should you be able to? Why are the rules different for you then they are for me? And how do you tell someone this? "Oh by the way, you are a hypocrite." Hmmm, don't think that will work.

So I ask again, why do you all do this if it pisses us off so much when we are on the other side of things. If we all just agreed that everything would be fair. If you can't do something then neither can I, then wouldn't life be a whole lot happier? Will you agree to this with me?

Must be doing something right.

I love my sister's kids. Sometime probably too much. I take them on vacation with me. I go to most of their events. I take each of them once a year to have just a day for them. Whatever they want to do. Sometimes I take them to things just because.

On Sunday I got a call from Miss Morgan. She asked me if I could come over to just hang out on Tuesday. I thought this was a little strange. She doesn't usually ask me to come over during the week. It is usually on the weekends when I see them, unless there is something special going on. I said yes, but checked with Carrin the next day to make sure she was aware I would be coming over. Carrin told me she had something for me. So I figured it could be any number of things knowing Morgan.

So I got there last night, and all the kids were there. They were so excited to see me. And I loved it. I heard all about things that were going on in their lives. Carrin got home and asked if Morgan had giving me the thing yet, and Morgan said NO. So Megz got done making this note she was working on,

This was the cover!!
This was the inside of the card, (crabb was supposed to be grab)



And this is what was inside the bag!!

Apparently Carrin took Morgan to the grocery store with her on Sunday (Pretty sure Carrin won't be doing that for some time after this) and Morgan all of sudden goes "OH.... Mom we have to get this for Tah Tah." So Carrin agreed to it, and now I have my very own giareff stuffy.

So I figure if Morgan was on the look out for one for me, I must be doing something right.